[11.9]笑口
久违的来一贴笑口好了～有人在围脖发了一条“十年生死两茫茫，不思量，forever young”...于是就有了..
众里寻他千百度，蓦然回首，Hey，how do you do。
云中谁寄锦书来？super high ,suck guy！
人生得意须尽欢，be a man,use your hand
身无彩凤双飞翼，Get away from me！
天生我材必有用，I can play football..
春城無處不飛花，let's go to the cinema
问君能有几多愁，as a boy without a girl(这句好美啊...)
问君能有几多愁，easy come easy go
春眠不觉晓，yo yo check it out
问世间情为何物，what the fuck can I do
曾经沧海难为水，what the fuck did you say
无可奈何花落去，I miss you missing me
此情可待成追忆，let it be
争渡，争渡，惊起一滩鸥鹭，who and who?
林花谢了春红，太匆匆,where is my iphone?
感时花溅泪,Changes is never too late~
满园春色关不住, Friday is coming soon~
床前明月光，there's something wrong~
两只黄鹂鸣翠柳，what place shall we go
空山新雨后 fire in the hole
两情若是长久时，you jump ,I jump
江山如此多娇，you are so small，惜秦皇汉武，too simple；唐宗宋祖，sometime naieve。 一代天骄，成吉思汗，can't play football。俱往矣，数风流, die all
但使龙城飞将在 come on baby don't be shy
衣带渐宽终不悔 Would you wanna be a GAY！
昨夜西风凋碧树，独上高楼，watching Chairman Hu
两岸猿声啼不住 monkey go to sexing zoo
停车坐爱枫林晚 drive you home for one night 对仗工整，很好很强大。 人生得意须尽欢和空山新雨后这两句强大了www
还有那个"naieve"不应该是"naive"么…… 人工纠错出现。 这段子在人X网上都传疯了……空山新雨后的那个屌爆了 看到 fire in the hole 我果断笑疯了
玩了那么久CS都没想到那么邪恶。。 创意什么的 文才厉害
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